I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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