How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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