I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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