Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I forgot how hot balto sounded
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
