Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Randomize
