She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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