This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
even my farts smell like vagina
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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