Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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