he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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