giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I love having hate sex.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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