If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He better not be in your backpack
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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