Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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