so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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