Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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