if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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