who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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