I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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