i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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