i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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