Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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