I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
