I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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