take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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