Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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