Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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