1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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