I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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