Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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