that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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