she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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