I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Naked. naked and bneed help.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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