No stitches, just platelets and will power
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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