This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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