....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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