what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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