Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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