the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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