they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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