another moral hangover. fuck.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
