Sry I called you an 8
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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