I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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