i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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