i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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