he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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