Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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