well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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