We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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