Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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