Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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