all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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